When your house is burning down, you should brush your teeth
Just a throwaway line from this Web comic at The Oatmeal:
(My childhood was The Shawshank Redemption of cat shit)
At least I wasn’t eating this time while reading that website.
When I grow up, I want to be able to tell stories like Matthew Inman. The man knows how to open a vein and get you laughing while he bleeds.